🔮 WEEKLY TAROT CHAOS REPORT: FEB 12 - FEB 18 🔮

👁️ The stars are side-eyeing you, Mercury is plotting, and your tarot deck is laughing. Let’s see what fresh cosmic nonsense awaits us this week…

🌕 LUNAR ENERGY

🌑 New Moon in Aquarius (Feb 9):

• Your brain wants revolution, but your body just wants a nap.
• Great time for manifestation, terrible time for making impulsive relationship decisions.
• If your ex texts you this week, it’s a trap.

🔮 TAROT INSIGHTS

🃏 Your three tarot theme cards this week:

• The Fool 🛤️ – Something new is coming. Will it be a new opportunity or a new personal crisis? Stay tuned.
• The Star ✨ – Optimism, inspiration… or just you looking for signs in literally everything.
• The Devil 🔥 – Watch for toxic habits creeping back. That includes your tendency to check their “last active” on Instagram.

♈ ZODIAC CHAOS REPORT: SURVIVAL TIPS

🔮 How to navigate the week, based on your questionable life choices.

♈ Aries – Your patience level = nonexistent. Before you start a one-person rebellion, maybe try journaling. Or deep breaths. Or both.

♉ Taurus – You say you’re “taking things slow,” but are you actually just avoiding decisions? The stars say move, bestie.

♊ Gemini – You’re juggling too much. Again. Drop one thing before the universe does it for you. (And it won’t be gentle.)

♋ Cancer – Feelings are hitting like a tsunami. Will you process them or just aggressively clean your room instead?

♌ Leo – The drama this week is chef’s kiss. You didn’t ask for a plot twist, but the universe delivered anyway.

♍ Virgo – Your to-do list is growing at an alarming rate. The productivity gods are testing you. Don’t let them win.

♎ Libra – You’re weighing all the options too much. At some point, just pick a side and go with it.

♏ Scorpio – Your intuition is freakishly accurate this week. But will you listen to it, or will you ignore the red flags (again)?

♐ Sagittarius – Your “just going with the flow” era is making people nervous. Maybe have one (1) plan. Just for balance.

♑ Capricorn – You’re working too hard. The tarot cards are literally BEGGING YOU to take a break.

♒ Aquarius – You’re plotting world domination again. Try soft launching your genius ideas before the full villain arc.

♓ Pisces – Dreaming big? Yes. Actually taking action? Hmm. The universe says less daydreaming, more doing.

💀 HOW TO SURVIVE THIS WEEK

🌕 Astrology & Energy Advice

• Mars is doing weird things = people will be aggressive for no reason.
• New Moon = new chaos. Do NOT text your ex.
• Your tarot deck will be extra honest. Brace yourself.

👁️ TAROT SHOPPING WARNING:

If your deck has been roasting you non-stop, it might be time to switch to one that actually understands you.

✨ 🔮 Find a tarot deck that hypes you up, not drags you down:
👉 The Tarot Shop

📌 If you don’t check it out, expect a Tower moment by Friday.