🔮 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEB 16 - FEB 22 🔮

👁️ Cosmic Chaos Report: Feb 16 - Feb 22

The stars are side-eyeing you, Mercury is plotting, and your tarot deck is laughing. Let’s see what fresh cosmic nonsense awaits us this week…

🌙 LUNAR ENERGY

🌓 Full Moon in Virgo 
✨ A week for clarity, organization… and probably an existential crisis.

🔮 Best uses of this energy:
✔ Declutter your space & your life (yes, even that drawer).
✔ Set clear goals—no more “let’s see what happens” energy.
✔ Actually follow through on the self-care routines you keep saying you’ll start.

⚠ Astrological Red Flags:
🚩 If someone from your past pops up, it’s a test, not fate.
🚩 Overanalyzing everything will be at an all-time high. Proceed with caution.
🚩 The urge to “fix” people will be strong. Resist.

🔮 TAROT INSIGHTS

🃏 Your three tarot theme cards this week:

The Hermit 🏕️ – The vibes are screaming "stay in and reflect." Time for deep thoughts, not deep drama.
The Chariot 🏎️ – You’re either in control of your life… or about to speed full force into chaos. Buckle up.
The Tower ⚡ – If you’ve been ignoring a problem, the universe is about to handle it for you. And not gently.

♈ ZODIAC CHAOS REPORT: SURVIVAL TIPS

🔮 How to navigate the week, based on your questionable life choices.

♈ Aries – You think you’re in charge. The Full Moon thinks otherwise. Expect to be humbled. 😌

♉ Taurus – Your routine is being disrupted. Adapt or suffer. Also, stop impulse buying things at 3 AM.

♊ Gemini – You’re doing the most and yet somehow still avoiding the real issue. Address it before the universe does.

♋ Cancer – Your feelings are all over the place, so naturally, you’ll try to emotionally adopt someone. Resist.

♌ Leo – You’re bored, which means you might create drama just for fun. Maybe read a book instead?

♍ Virgo – You’re thriving in this Full Moon energy. But don’t stress yourself out trying to fix everything in one week.

♎ Libra – You’re on the verge of making a terrible decision. Consult literally anyone before acting on it.

♏ Scorpio – Your intuition is scarily accurate right now. But let’s be real, will you actually listen to it?

♐ Sagittarius – You’re in chaos mode but calling it adventure. Just don’t accidentally quit your job… again.

♑ Capricorn – Work, work, work. Do you ever relax? The stars say it’s mandatory this week.

♒ Aquarius – You’re plotting something again. Just make sure it’s a plan and not just an elaborate mental daydream.

♓ Pisces – You’re feeling everything, everywhere, all at once. Hydrate. Meditate. Maybe scream into the void.

💀 HOW TO SURVIVE THIS WEEK

🌕 Astrology & Energy Advice

🔴 Mars is causing chaos → People will be unreasonably aggressive. Stay out of the drama.
🔴 Full Moon = Full Emotions → If you text your ex, it’s on you.
🔴 Your tarot deck is judging you harder than usual. Prepare for brutal honesty.

👁️ TAROT SHOPPING WARNING:

If your tarot deck keeps roasting you and giving The Tower every reading, it might be time to upgrade to a deck that actually respects you.

✨ 🔮 Find a deck that hypes you up, not drags you down: TAP NOW!